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Milwaukee Employee

Milwaukee Employee

Milwaukee Employee Accidentally Becomes Nation’s 17th Largest Tool Distributor After Stealing $1M Worth of Wrenches

Sep 2, 20252 min read

Man Denounces Vape Shortage While Dual-Wielding Geek Bars

Man Denounces Vape Shortage While Dual-Wielding Geek Bars

Man Denounces Vape Shortage While Dual-Wielding Geek Bars

Sep 1, 20254 min read

Sydney Sweeney’s Used Mouthwash Now Leading Global Waste Reduction Strategy, Study Claims

Sydney Sweeney’s Used Mouthwash Now Leading Global Waste Reduction Strategy, Study Claims

Sydney Sweeney’s Used Mouthwash Now Leading Global Waste Reduction Strategy, Study Claims

Aug 21, 20253 min read

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Aug 14, 20254 min read

"Big Balls" Inside the Glorious, Chaotic Rise of America’s Most Inexplicable Public Servant

"Big Balls" Inside the Glorious, Chaotic Rise of America’s Most Inexplicable Public Servant

"Big Balls" Inside the Glorious, Chaotic Rise of America’s Most Inexplicable Public Servant

Aug 11, 20255 min read

Cummins X15 , please.

Cummins X15 , please.

Love at First Rev: Man Considers Leaving Wife for Cummins X15 Engine

Aug 3, 20252 min read

ICE Raids Leave Construction Industry in Panic—Contractors Now Begging for Undocumented Jesus to Come Back.

ICE Raids Leave Construction Industry in Panic—Contractors Now Begging for Undocumented Jesus to Come Back.

ICE Raids Leave Construction Industry in Panic—Contractors Now Begging for Undocumented Jesus to Come Back.

An Industry Insider

Aug 1, 20254 min read

Local Moose Refuses to Move From Hiking Trail, Claims ‘Squatter’s Rights’

Local Moose Refuses to Move From Hiking Trail, Claims ‘Squatter’s Rights’

Local Moose Refuses to Move From Hiking Trail, Claims ‘Squatter’s Rights’

Jul 30, 20254 min read

3 guys holding rebar

3 guys holding rebar

The One Big Beautiful Bill Act: A New Era for Construction

Jul 18, 20253 min read

Teamsters Celebrate Independence Day the Old-Fashioned Way: With Strikes Instead of Sparklers

Teamsters Celebrate Independence Day the Old-Fashioned Way: With Strikes Instead of Sparklers

Teamsters Celebrate Independence Day the Old-Fashioned Way: With Strikes Instead of Sparklers

Jul 3, 20253 min read

This is the flavor that ends lives.

This is the flavor that ends lives.

I Killed Two People for Dot’s New Buffalo Pretzels and I Regret Nothing

An Industry Insider

Jul 1, 20253 min read

Husband-3000

Husband-3000

The Future of Household Chores: Husband-3000

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Jun 28, 20252 min read

South Carolina’s Great Excavator Escape

South Carolina’s Great Excavator Escape

South Carolina’s Great Excavator Escape A 3 MPH Chase That Broke the Internet

Jun 20, 20251 min read

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

OpEd: Trump’s $499 “T1 Freedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire of Hypocrisy, Brought to You by the People’s Republic of China

An Industry Insider

Jun 17, 20253 min read

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting in the Streets with Anarchist Collective

Jun 14, 20254 min read

The family you are trying to kick out of the USA.

The family you are trying to kick out of the USA.

Shoot a Couple, They’ll Scatter Like Roaches (Or Run Back to Chick-fil-A)

Jun 13, 20253 min read

Chickens in Diapers

Chickens in Diapers

Chickens in Diapers and Chaos: Germany’s Bizarre Cathedral Show Sparks ‘Fleisch-Gate

Jun 12, 20253 min read

Bold Vision for China

Bold Vision for China

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jun 10, 20254 min read

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future, One Questionably Sustainable Brick at a Time

Jun 6, 20253 min read

Mushroom Murder!

Mushroom Murder!

Death Cap à la Down Under: The Mushroom Murder Trial That’s Anything But Bland

Jun 4, 20254 min read

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