Hard Hat Kings by the Numbers: Crushing It Like a Bulldozer on Full Throttle

If you thought we were just another media outlet, think again. At Hard Hat Kings, we’ve built an empire that doesn’t just move dirt—it moves minds. And advertisers? You’re invited to hitch a ride on our earth-moving machine and reach millions of highly engaged hard hats across platforms.

 

The Stats That’ll Leave You in Awe (and Maybe a Little Jealous):

 

• 20+ Monthly Visitors: That’s more foot traffic than the world’s busiest job site.

• 100+ Pageviews Per Month: Think of it as 100's of eyeballs laser-focused on your message, like a welder at work.

•  #1 Facebook Publisher in satire CE content, but we may be one of the only CE satire sites...

• 18+ Social Followers: Our posts are seen more often than a stop sign in rush hour by at least 20 people.

• 3 guys all named Phil.. YouTube Subscribers: No, we’re not digging. We’re paving the way for your ads to shine.

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​Live Reads: Where Your Brand Gets the Star Treatment

Picture this: One of our articles stops in the middle and endorses your brand like they just uncovered the world’s most efficient backhoe. With over a few downloads per month, your message isn’t just heard—it’s stamped into the minds of our small but loyal audience.

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Ad Opportunities: Let’s Build Your Brand Like It’s the Next Skyscraper

 

Email - Tap into our 150+ subscribers, whose open rates are higher than a tower crane in downtown Manhattan.

 

YouTube -NOT ACTIVE YET - Sponsorship opportunities abound on our YouTube channel, where our audience is as engaged as an excavator operator during rush hour. In fact we won't start youtube until we have a sponsored video on day 1.

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Facebook - This is a social media that exists and we have a page.

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UNLIKE OTHER SOURCES THESE NUMBERS ARE NOT TRUE. ADVERTISE BECAUSE YOU  WANT TOO.

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Let’s Build Something Great Together

Your brand deserves the same kind of exposure as a flashy new crane on a clear blue day. Partner with Hard Hat Kings, and we’ll get you there with the power and precision of a hydraulic press. Shoot us a line, and let’s break some ground! 

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