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US-Canada Trade War: Two Besties Keying Each Other’s Cars Over a 5,525-Mile Driveway

US-Canada Trade War: Two Besties Keying Each Other’s Cars Over a 5,525-Mile Driveway

US-Canada Trade War: Two Besties Keying Each Other’s Cars Over a 5,525-Mile Driveway

Aug 257 min read

"Pure Horse Manure," Snarls CAT Sales Rep After Hyster-Yale Sweeps 'Company of the Year' Like It Stole Something

"Pure Horse Manure," Snarls CAT Sales Rep After Hyster-Yale Sweeps 'Company of the Year' Like It Stole Something

"Pure Horse Manure," Snarls CAT Sales Rep After Hyster-Yale Sweeps 'Company of the Year' Like It Stole Something

Aug 103 min read

USGS Report: America Sitting on 360 Billion Tons of Coal – Enough to Power the Next 600 Years or Fuel the Plot of Fast & Furious 47: Electric Boogaloo

USGS Report: America Sitting on 360 Billion Tons of Coal – Enough to Power the Next 600 Years or Fuel the Plot of Fast & Furious 47: Electric Boogaloo

USGS Report: America Sitting on 360 Billion Tons of Coal – Enough to Power the Next 600 Years or Fuel the Plot of Fast & Furious 47: Electric Boogaloo

Aug 72 min read

BREAKING: Grandma Declares War on Siemens After Hearing Company Name Once, Refuses To Google Anything

BREAKING: Grandma Declares War on Siemens After Hearing Company Name Once, Refuses To Google Anything

BREAKING: Grandma Declares War on Siemens After Hearing Company Name Once, Refuses To Google Anything

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Jul 54 min read

AED: The Eric Wareham Conspiracy

AED: The Eric Wareham Conspiracy

AED: The Eric Wareham Conspiracy

Jul 23 min read

BREAKING: Local Council Held Hostage by Guy Who Thinks Solving Problems is Problematic

BREAKING: Local Council Held Hostage by Guy Who Thinks Solving Problems is Problematic

BREAKING: Local Council Held Hostage by Guy Who Thinks Solving Problems is Problematic

Jun 233 min read

Mexico's Next President Never Ran, Never Campaigned, and Keeps Saying 'I Don't Understand'

Mexico's Next President Never Ran, Never Campaigned, and Keeps Saying 'I Don't Understand'

Mexico's Next President Never Ran, Never Campaigned, and Keeps Saying 'I Don't Understand'

Jun 133 min read

Industry Finally Knows Which Tariff To Panic About

Industry Finally Knows Which Tariff To Panic About

Industry Finally Knows Which Tariff To Panic About

Jun 113 min read

OSHA Bans Hammers Because "The Gays," Replaces With Pool Noodles to Reduce Workplace Aggression

OSHA Bans Hammers Because "The Gays," Replaces With Pool Noodles to Reduce Workplace Aggression

OSHA Bans Hammers Because "The Gays," Replaces With Pool Noodles to Reduce Workplace Aggression

Jun 62 min read

Hey Fed Let’s Be a Bit More Biased About Who We Allow to Gerrymander

Hey Fed Let’s Be a Bit More Biased About Who We Allow to Gerrymander

Hey Fed Let’s Be a Bit More Biased About Who We Allow to Gerrymander

Jun 12 min read

Gay Whiteman Hates Memorial Day And Wants You to Know Exactly Why

Gay Whiteman Hates Memorial Day And Wants You to Know Exactly Why

Gay Whiteman Hates Memorial Day And Wants You to Know Exactly Why

May 243 min read

SKIP HONCHO’S CAN’T-FAIL GUIDE TO TRADING LIKE A CONGRESSMAN’S WIFE

SKIP HONCHO’S CAN’T-FAIL GUIDE TO TRADING LIKE A CONGRESSMAN’S WIFE

SKIP HONCHO’S CAN’T-FAIL GUIDE TO TRADING LIKE A CONGRESSMAN’S WIFE

May 214 min read

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT: Journalism Is Dying

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT: Journalism Is Dying

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT: Journalism Is Dying

May 136 min read

Alabama Prison Replaces Guards With Weaponized Southern Geese

Alabama Prison Replaces Guards With Weaponized Southern Geese

Alabama Prison Replaces Guards With Weaponized Southern Geese

Dec 29, 20252 min read

North Pole Hit by Mass “Quiet Firing” as Santa Outsources Toys to Amazon Fulfillment Centers

North Pole Hit by Mass “Quiet Firing” as Santa Outsources Toys to Amazon Fulfillment Centers

North Pole Hit by Mass “Quiet Firing” as Santa Outsources Toys to Amazon Fulfillment Centers

Dec 2, 20252 min read

Tariffs Restore Black Friday’s Original Purpose: Mortal Combat Over Scarce Goods

Tariffs Restore Black Friday’s Original Purpose: Mortal Combat Over Scarce Goods

Tariffs Restore Black Friday’s Original Purpose: Mortal Combat Over Scarce Goods

Nov 27, 20252 min read

Netflix Announces New Algorithm That Automatically Judges You

Netflix Announces New Algorithm That Automatically Judges You

Netflix Announces New Algorithm That Automatically Judges You for Not Finishing Shows You Said You’d Finish in 2018

Nov 10, 20252 min read

Local Dog Joins “No Kings” Rally, Is Kicked Out for Not Being a Human

Local Dog Joins “No Kings” Rally, Is Kicked Out for Not Being a Human

Local Dog Joins “No Kings” Rally, Is Kicked Out for Not Being a Human

Oct 20, 20253 min read

Trump Announces 100% Tariff on Chinese Goods, Promises to Finally Make America Pay Again

Trump Announces 100% Tariff on Chinese Goods, Promises to Finally Make America Pay Again

Trump Announces 100% Tariff on Chinese Goods, Promises to Finally Make America Pay Again

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Oct 13, 20253 min read

The Unspoken Contract: How American Policy Became a Luxury Good

The Unspoken Contract: How American Policy Became a Luxury Good

The Unspoken Contract: How American Policy Became a Luxury Good

Oct 10, 20253 min read

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