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Hey Fed Let’s Be a Bit More Biased About Who We Allow to Gerrymander

Hey Fed Let’s Be a Bit More Biased About Who We Allow to Gerrymander

Hey Fed Let’s Be a Bit More Biased About Who We Allow to Gerrymander

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Gay Whitman Hates Memorial Day And He Wants You to Know Exactly Why

Gay Whitman Hates Memorial Day And He Wants You to Know Exactly Why

Gay Whitman Hates Memorial Day And He Wants You to Know Exactly Why

May 243 min read

SKIP HONCHO’S CAN’T-FAIL GUIDE TO TRADING LIKE A CONGRESSMAN’S WIFE

SKIP HONCHO’S CAN’T-FAIL GUIDE TO TRADING LIKE A CONGRESSMAN’S WIFE

SKIP HONCHO’S CAN’T-FAIL GUIDE TO TRADING LIKE A CONGRESSMAN’S WIFE

May 214 min read

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT: Journalism Is Dying

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT: Journalism Is Dying

EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL REPORT: Journalism Is Dying

May 136 min read

Alabama Prison Replaces Guards With Weaponized Southern Geese

Alabama Prison Replaces Guards With Weaponized Southern Geese

Alabama Prison Replaces Guards With Weaponized Southern Geese

Dec 29, 20252 min read

North Pole Hit by Mass “Quiet Firing” as Santa Outsources Toys to Amazon Fulfillment Centers

North Pole Hit by Mass “Quiet Firing” as Santa Outsources Toys to Amazon Fulfillment Centers

North Pole Hit by Mass “Quiet Firing” as Santa Outsources Toys to Amazon Fulfillment Centers

Dec 2, 20252 min read

Tariffs Restore Black Friday’s Original Purpose: Mortal Combat Over Scarce Goods

Tariffs Restore Black Friday’s Original Purpose: Mortal Combat Over Scarce Goods

Tariffs Restore Black Friday’s Original Purpose: Mortal Combat Over Scarce Goods

Nov 27, 20252 min read

Netflix Announces New Algorithm That Automatically Judges You

Netflix Announces New Algorithm That Automatically Judges You

Netflix Announces New Algorithm That Automatically Judges You for Not Finishing Shows You Said You’d Finish in 2018

Nov 10, 20252 min read

Local Dog Joins “No Kings” Rally, Is Kicked Out for Not Being a Human

Local Dog Joins “No Kings” Rally, Is Kicked Out for Not Being a Human

Local Dog Joins “No Kings” Rally, Is Kicked Out for Not Being a Human

Oct 20, 20253 min read

Trump Announces 100% Tariff on Chinese Goods, Promises to Finally Make America Pay Again

Trump Announces 100% Tariff on Chinese Goods, Promises to Finally Make America Pay Again

Trump Announces 100% Tariff on Chinese Goods, Promises to Finally Make America Pay Again

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Oct 13, 20253 min read

The Unspoken Contract: How American Policy Became a Luxury Good

The Unspoken Contract: How American Policy Became a Luxury Good

The Unspoken Contract: How American Policy Became a Luxury Good

Oct 10, 20253 min read

Day Five of the Shutdown, and I’m Still Here, Mopping Up the Government’s Hot Mess

Day Five of the Shutdown, and I’m Still Here, Mopping Up the Government’s Hot Mess

Day Five of the Shutdown, and I’m Still Here, Mopping Up the Government’s Hot Mess

An Industry Insider

Oct 6, 20256 min read

Degenerate Prop Bets

Degenerate Prop Bets

Degenerate Prop Bets: Which NFL Mascot Will Start a Brawl First?

An Industry Insider

Oct 2, 20255 min read

Americans Proudly Pay 200% More for Furniture, Call It Freedom #tariffpatriot

Americans Proudly Pay 200% More for Furniture, Call It Freedom #tariffpatriot

Americans Proudly Pay 200% More for Furniture, Call It Freedom #tariffpatriot

Sep 26, 20252 min read

BREAKING NEWS: Tiffany Fong’s Elbow Crushes Jimmy Kimmel’s Ratings—Disney is still acting retarded.

BREAKING NEWS: Tiffany Fong’s Elbow Crushes Jimmy Kimmel’s Ratings—Disney is still acting retarded.

BREAKING NEWS: Tiffany Fong’s Elbow Crushes Jimmy Kimmel’s Ratings—Disney is still acting retarded.

Sep 24, 20253 min read

In Groundbreaking Trade, Russia Exchanges Submarine Reactor for North Korea’s “Slightly Used” Collection of Sad Salute GIFs

In Groundbreaking Trade, Russia Exchanges Submarine Reactor for North Korea’s “Slightly Used” Collection of Sad Salute GIFs

In Groundbreaking Trade, Russia Exchanges Submarine Reactor for North Korea’s “Slightly Used” Collection of Sad Salute GIFs

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Sep 19, 20252 min read

The American Great Reset: How a Debt Crisis Begets a Global System

The American Great Reset: How a Debt Crisis Begets a Global System

The American Great Reset: How a Debt Crisis Begets a Global System

Sep 18, 20253 min read

Charlie Kirk, Conservative Activist and Founder of Turning Point USA, Dies at 31

Charlie Kirk, Conservative Activist and Founder of Turning Point USA, Dies at 31

Charlie Kirk, Conservative Activist and Founder of Turning Point USA, Dies at 31

Sep 12, 20253 min read

911 Centers So Understaffed

911 Centers So Understaffed

911 Centers So Understaffed They’re Letting AI Answer Calls, and the AI Is Already Over It

Sep 4, 20253 min read

Nancy Pelosi, Self-Appointed Gender Wizard, Declares War on Biology with Trans Flag and a Dream

Nancy Pelosi, Self-Appointed Gender Wizard, Declares War on Biology with Trans Flag and a Dream

Nancy Pelosi, Self-Appointed Gender Wizard, Declares War on Biology with Trans Flag and a Dream

An Industry Insider

Aug 14, 20254 min read

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