OpEd: Trump’s $499 “T1 Freedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire of Hypocrisy, Brought to You by the People’s Republic of China

An Industry Insider

21 hours ago3 min read

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Brazil’s Baby Doll Bonanza: When Fake Babies Get More Rights Than Real Ones

Chad Flex IV

1 day ago4 min read

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Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting in the Streets with Anarchist Collective

Mike Honcho

4 days ago4 min read

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Shoot a Couple, They’ll Scatter Like Roaches (Or Run Back to Chick-fil-A)

Steve

5 days ago3 min read

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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jun 104 min read

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Building a Greener Future, One Questionably Sustainable Brick at a Time

Mike Honcho

Jun 63 min read

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Trump Declares 10% Trade War Against Penguins in Antarctica—Penguins Respond

An Industry Insider

Apr 33 min read

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BREAKING: Female Cop Suspended After Watching Violent Mob Attack Like It’s a Pay-Per-View Event

Mike Honcho

Mar 283 min read

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Connecticut Lawmakers Declare War on Plastic Utensils, Styrofoam Containers—Because Clearly, the Real Enemy Was Always the Spork

Mike Honcho

Mar 273 min read

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California’s Composting Bill Unites Politicians, Enrages Mustache-Twirling Villain—Captain Planet “Still Dead,” Sources Confirm

Steve

Mar 252 min read

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Inflation Cools, Hell’s CFO Hak Tuye Vows to Reignite Economic dumpster Fire

An Industry Insider

Mar 153 min read

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Why Women Should Rule the World’s Hard Hats and Men Should Master the Oven: A Modest Proposal for a Post-Women’s Day Era

Chad Flex IV

Mar 134 min read

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Christian Iraq/Syrians Being Murdered and run out from homes - Is it time for another crusade?

Mike Honcho

Mar 125 min read

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Former Olympic Snowboarder Competing in FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ Decathlon, Judges Report He’s ‘Crushing the powder Slalom’

Steve

Mar 84 min read

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White House Meeting Ends quickly after Zelenskyy Can’t Reach Floor; Trump Declares ‘No Deal for the Garden Gnome.

An Industry Insider

Feb 282 min read

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Open Letter from a Nonprofit CEO: “The Feds Are Ruining our Vibe

Steve

Feb 243 min read

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“Lovin’ Every Minute of It”: Florida Man Declares Trump’s Executive Orders ‘Best Thing Since Gator Wrasslin’

Mike Honcho

Feb 174 min read

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Los Angeles Homeowners Thrilled to Rebuild Identical House for Third Time, Now with ‘Fire-Resistant’ Stickers

Mike Honcho

Feb 103 min read

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2030 Construction Equipment Forecast Market to Hit $194.78 Billion, Industry Assures Apophis Comet Definitely Won’t Ruin Everything

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Feb 45 min read

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BREAKING NEWS: American Construction Workers Overwhelmingly Reject Unions.

Steve

Feb 33 min read

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