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A photo of the character RIRI in her iron heart v1 suite. I don't care she's hot.

A photo of the character RIRI in her iron heart v1 suite. I don't care she's hot.

Disney+’s “Ironheart” Can Only Be Bad If You’re a Chronically Online Gay White Guy with a Debilitating Illness

Jun 30, 20253 min read

Husband-3000

Husband-3000

The Future of Household Chores: Husband-3000

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Jun 28, 20252 min read

GENTIC AI WANTS TO DATE YOU

GENTIC AI WANTS TO DATE YOU

AGENTIC AI WANTS TO DATE YOU, FIX YOUR DRIVEWAY, AND MAYBE RUIN YOUR LIFE

Jun 20, 20256 min read

South Carolina’s Great Excavator Escape

South Carolina’s Great Excavator Escape

South Carolina’s Great Excavator Escape A 3 MPH Chase That Broke the Internet

Jun 20, 20251 min read

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

OpEd: Trump’s $499 “T1 Freedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire of Hypocrisy, Brought to You by the People’s Republic of China

An Industry Insider

Jun 17, 20253 min read

Brazil’s Baby Doll Bonanza

Brazil’s Baby Doll Bonanza

Brazil’s Baby Doll Bonanza: When Fake Babies Get More Rights Than Real Ones

Jun 17, 20254 min read

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting in the Streets with Anarchist Collective

Jun 14, 20254 min read

Volvo Lawsuit unpaid workers

Volvo Lawsuit unpaid workers

Volvo Layoffs Exposed: Unpaid Wages & Corporate Greed = Lawsuit.

Jun 13, 20255 min read

Why You’re Gonna Bomb Your Prize Picks

Why You’re Gonna Bomb Your Prize Picks

Why You’re Gonna Bomb Your Prize Picks NBA Bets and Cry Into Your Overpriced Sportsbook App

Jun 12, 20253 min read

Chickens in Diapers

Chickens in Diapers

Chickens in Diapers and Chaos: Germany’s Bizarre Cathedral Show Sparks ‘Fleisch-Gate

Jun 12, 20253 min read

Bold Vision for China

Bold Vision for China

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jun 10, 20254 min read

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future, One Questionably Sustainable Brick at a Time

Jun 6, 20253 min read

Mushroom Murder!

Mushroom Murder!

Death Cap à la Down Under: The Mushroom Murder Trial That’s Anything But Bland

Jun 4, 20254 min read

Texas Road Construction Uncovers Ancient Texans' Absolute Inability to Grill Meat Properly

Texas Road Construction Uncovers Ancient Texans' Absolute Inability to Grill Meat Properly

Texas Road Construction Uncovers Ancient Texans' Absolute Inability to Grill Meat Properly

May 29, 20253 min read

"Its hot up her bro. Real hot." - Mike Sanchez

"Its hot up her bro. Real hot." - Mike Sanchez

Bro, Take a Break Before You Bake: Heat Survival Tips from the Construction Frontlines

May 28, 20253 min read

Love, Bacon, and Murder

Love, Bacon, and Murder

Bacon Dreams and Murder: Jealous New York Man Tries to Feed Romantic Rival to Pigs, Fails to Consider FBI’s "No Swine Left Behind" Policy

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

May 24, 20253 min read

Trump Declares 10% Trade War Against Penguins in Antarctica—Penguins Respond

Trump Declares 10% Trade War Against Penguins in Antarctica—Penguins Respond

Trump Declares 10% Trade War Against Penguins in Antarctica—Penguins Respond

An Industry Insider

Apr 3, 20253 min read

BREAKING: Female Cop Suspended After Watching Violent Mob Attack Like It’s a Pay-Per-View Event

BREAKING: Female Cop Suspended After Watching Violent Mob Attack Like It’s a Pay-Per-View Event

BREAKING: Female Cop Suspended After Watching Violent Mob Attack Like It’s a Pay-Per-View Event

Mar 28, 20253 min read

California’s Composting Bill

California’s Composting Bill

California’s Composting Bill Unites Politicians, Enrages Mustache-Twirling Villain—Captain Planet “Still Dead,” Sources Confirm

Mar 25, 20252 min read

Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Mar 23, 20254 min read

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