Bro, Take a Break Before You Bake: Heat Survival Tips from the Construction Frontlines

Its Hot Bro

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"Its hot up her bro. Real hot." - Mike Sanchez

BONITA SPRINGS, FL – As the sun turns the Earth into a microwave set to "HELLFIRE," construction crews across the U.S. are rethinking the whole “working outdoors” thing. While the rest of the country is slathering on SPF 50 and sipping cocktails by a pool, the construction industry is out here slow-roasting in PPE like a pack of human rotisserie chickens.

But fear not, fellow hardhat heroes — Curran Young Construction has cracked the code to not dying in the heat. Their secret? Water, shade, and heat buddies, because nothing says “macho construction site” like grown men pairing off like summer camp bunkmates.

We spoke with Randy "Meat Thermometer" Blevins, General Superintendent at CYC and certified expert in "Not Letting the Crew Collapse Like Wet Cardboard," to get the scoop on how they beat the heat.

Hydration, Rest, and the Return of the Mister Fan 3000

“At Curran Young, we follow a strict routine: chug, chill, and repeat,” says Randy, while standing heroically in front of a fan misting him like a dewy produce aisle. Workers get mandatory water breaks every 15 minutes — not because OSHA said so, but because they’re one dry throat away from becoming construction jerky.

Workers are also blessed with shaded “recovery areas,” a glamorous term for tarp-covered corners with lukewarm Gatorade and fans that whisper sweet nothings at 2 mph.

"We also have cooling stations," Randy continues, "which are basically glorified tailgate setups with misting fans, pop-up tents, and the kind of AC units you'd expect to find in a Florida grandma's RV.” Lets get into the Heat Survival Tips.

Heat Survival Tips Introducing: The "Heat Buddy" System (Not Just for Emotional Support)

One of CYC’s revolutionary tactics involves pairing rookies with seasoned pros who monitor them for signs of spontaneous combustion. These “heat buddies” are like lifeguards, but instead of pools, they guard your soul from leaving your body on a hot roof.

“We ease new guys in with 20% of the workload,” says Randy. “We don’t want them keeling over halfway through their first rebar tie. Gotta marinate them slowly.”

Yes, Randy, thank you for explaining how to sous vide your workforce.

Hot Weather PPE: Because Your Sweat Deserves to Breathe

Forget fashion — it’s all about function when the heat index is over 100 and your thighs are cooking like fajitas.

CYC recommends moisture-wicking shirts, ventilated hard hats, and gloves that don’t trap the wrath of the sun. On the really bad days, they roll out cooling vests and bandanas, turning job sites into episodes of Survivor: HVAC Edition.

And if your job doesn’t require a full suit of armor? Off with the heavy PPE! Just make sure you’re not swapping it for flip-flops and tank tops, or you’ll be cooling off in HR.

Heat Survival Tips -Schedule Shift: Because Noon Is When the Sun Tries to Kill You

To dodge peak heat hours — known affectionately as "Satan's Siesta" — crews start earlier or later. That way, by the time the heat hits like a frying pan to the face, the heavy lifting is already done. Or at least postponed to a more bearable 98°F.

Heat Survival Tips - The Real Deal: Heat Kills. Don’t Be Dumb.

Sure, we love a good joke — but heat stroke isn’t one of them. If someone starts wobbling like a Jenga tower in a wind tunnel, don’t tell them to “walk it off.” Get help. Fast.

Have a plan. Know the difference between heat exhaustion (sweaty and dizzy) and heat stroke (dry and dying). When in doubt, call 911 — not your buddy Mike who once Googled “heat rash.”

Heat Survival Tips HOT: Stay Cool or Get Cooked

Whether you’re battling Florida swamp temps or California fire-breathing lizards, one thing is clear: hydration is not a lifestyle — it’s a survival strategy. So drink up, shade up, and if all else fails, tape a meat thermometer to your forearm and rotate like a rotisserie. The job can wait — your organs can’t.

And remember: If you see your heat buddy doing the Macarena involuntarily, it’s not a dance. It’s a problem.

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