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Immigrant Worker Deported and Defiant, Thanks Trump for Pay Raise

Immigrant Worker Deported and Defiant, Thanks Trump for Pay Raise

Immigrant Worker Deported and Defiant, Thanks Trump for Pay Raise

4 days ago5 min read

Sport that kini', live a little.

Sport that kini', live a little.

Why My Family Skipped Celebrating July 4th this year to Honor July 5th National Bikini Day Instead

An Industry Insider

Jul 34 min read

This is the flavor that ends lives.

This is the flavor that ends lives.

I Killed Two People for Dot’s New Buffalo Pretzels and I Regret Nothing

An Industry Insider

Jul 13 min read

A photo of the character RIRI in her iron heart v1 suite. I don't care she's hot.

A photo of the character RIRI in her iron heart v1 suite. I don't care she's hot.

Disney+’s “Ironheart” Can Only Be Bad If You’re a Chronically Online Gay White Guy with a Debilitating Illness

Jun 303 min read

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

OpEd: Trump’s $499 “T1 Freedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire of Hypocrisy, Brought to You by the People’s Republic of China

An Industry Insider

Jun 173 min read

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting

Make-A-Wish Helps Little Debbie Darling, 8, Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Rioting in the Streets with Anarchist Collective

Jun 144 min read

Bold Vision for China

Bold Vision for China

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jun 104 min read

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future, One Questionably Sustainable Brick at a Time

Jun 63 min read

Contractors Now Accepting Payment in IOUs,

Contractors Now Accepting Payment in IOUs,

Construction’s Cash Crunch: Contractors Now Accepting Payment in IOUs, Sandwiches, and Tears

Thaddeus Steelcroft

May 273 min read

White House Meeting Ends quickly

White House Meeting Ends quickly

White House Meeting Ends quickly after Zelenskyy Can’t Reach Floor; Trump Declares ‘No Deal for the Garden Gnome.

An Industry Insider

Feb 282 min read

“Lovin’ Every Minute of It”: Florida Man Declares Trump’s Executive Orders ‘Best Thing Since Gator Wrasslin’

“Lovin’ Every Minute of It”: Florida Man Declares Trump’s Executive Orders ‘Best Thing Since Gator Wrasslin’

“Lovin’ Every Minute of It”: Florida Man Declares Trump’s Executive Orders ‘Best Thing Since Gator Wrasslin’

Feb 174 min read

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Jan 313 min read

Senator Wiener Blames Big Oil for Everything Short of Your Uncle’s Bad BBQ Decisions

Senator Wiener Blames Big Oil for Everything Short of Your Uncle’s Bad BBQ Decisions

Senator Wiener Blames Big Oil for Everything Short of Your Uncle’s Bad BBQ Decisions

Jan 293 min read

BREAKING NEWS: Copper Goblin Assassinated at Trump Inauguration: JD Vance Pulls a ‘Die Hard,’ Biden Caught Mid-Sniff.

BREAKING NEWS: Copper Goblin Assassinated at Trump Inauguration: JD Vance Pulls a ‘Die Hard,’ Biden Caught Mid-Sniff.

BREAKING NEWS: Copper Goblin Assassinated at Trump Inauguration: JD Vance Pulls a ‘Die Hard,’ Biden Caught Mid-Sniff.

Jan 232 min read

Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"

Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"

Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"

Jan 202 min read

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