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Man Denounces Vape Shortage While Dual-Wielding Geek Bars

Man Denounces Vape Shortage While Dual-Wielding Geek Bars

Man Denounces Vape Shortage While Dual-Wielding Geek Bars

Sep 14 min read

Palisades Nuclear Plant

Palisades Nuclear Plant

Palisades Nuclear Plant Moves Closer to Restart by End of 2025, After Heroic Removal of Three Dead Possums

Aug 313 min read

Two Predators, One Bathroom: How Diddy & R. Kelly Could Finally Pay the Public Back

Two Predators, One Bathroom: How Diddy & R. Kelly Could Finally Pay the Public Back

Two Predators, One Bathroom: How Diddy & R. Kelly Could Finally Pay the Public Back

An Industry Insider

Aug 294 min read

How to Get Rich (or Divorced) on NFL Prop Bets

How to Get Rich (or Divorced) on NFL Prop Bets

How to Get Rich (or Divorced) on NFL Prop Bets

An Industry Insider

Aug 284 min read

Jordan Peterson’s Toronto Palace Hits the Block: Trading Moose for Rattlesnakes in a Desert Exodus

Jordan Peterson’s Toronto Palace Hits the Block: Trading Moose for Rattlesnakes in a Desert Exodus

Jordan Peterson’s Toronto Palace Hits the Block: Trading Moose for Rattlesnakes in a Desert Exodus

Aug 274 min read

United Credit Union Awards $20,000 in Scholarships to High School Seniors Who Perfected 4-Story Beer Bong Physics

United Credit Union Awards $20,000 in Scholarships to High School Seniors Who Perfected 4-Story Beer Bong Physics

United Credit Union Awards $20,000 in Scholarships to High School Seniors Who Perfected 4-Story Beer Bong Physics

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Aug 263 min read

Construction Advice: Fall Down Seven Times, Get Up Eight Unless You’ve Pulled Something

Construction Advice: Fall Down Seven Times, Get Up Eight Unless You’ve Pulled Something

Construction Advice: Fall Down Seven Times, Get Up Eight Unless You’ve Pulled Something

Aug 244 min read

Sydney Sweeney’s Used Mouthwash Now Leading Global Waste Reduction Strategy, Study Claims

Sydney Sweeney’s Used Mouthwash Now Leading Global Waste Reduction Strategy, Study Claims

Sydney Sweeney’s Used Mouthwash Now Leading Global Waste Reduction Strategy, Study Claims

Aug 213 min read

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Aug 144 min read

Nancy Pelosi, Self-Appointed Gender Wizard, Declares War on Biology with Trans Flag and a Dream

Nancy Pelosi, Self-Appointed Gender Wizard, Declares War on Biology with Trans Flag and a Dream

Nancy Pelosi, Self-Appointed Gender Wizard, Declares War on Biology with Trans Flag and a Dream

An Industry Insider

Aug 144 min read

Denmark Zoo Asks for Pet Donations

Denmark Zoo Asks for Pet Donations

Denmark Zoo Asks for Pet Donations So Lions Can Enjoy Farm-to-Table Experience

Aug 55 min read

Cummins X15 , please.

Cummins X15 , please.

Love at First Rev: Man Considers Leaving Wife for Cummins X15 Engine

Aug 32 min read

Local Moose Refuses to Move From Hiking Trail, Claims ‘Squatter’s Rights’

Local Moose Refuses to Move From Hiking Trail, Claims ‘Squatter’s Rights’

Local Moose Refuses to Move From Hiking Trail, Claims ‘Squatter’s Rights’

Jul 304 min read

Explore the Funniest Articles Online

Explore the Funniest Articles Online

Explore the Funniest Articles Online

Jul 234 min read

youtube sucks.

youtube sucks.

YouTube’s War on Ad-Blockers: The Platform That’s Slowly Buffering Itself to Death

Jul 154 min read

The 10 Best Places to Ride Your UTV or ATV in the United States (If You’ve Given Up on Rules and Society)

The 10 Best Places to Ride Your UTV or ATV in the United States (If You’ve Given Up on Rules and Society)

The 10 Best Places to Ride Your UTV or ATV in the United States (If You’ve Given Up on Rules and Society)

Jul 95 min read

This cat is definitely trying to kill you.

This cat is definitely trying to kill you.

10 Reasons Your Wife’s Cat Is Definitely Trying to Kill You

Jul 85 min read

We kinda always knew, said NASA.

We kinda always knew, said NASA.

BREAKING: Elon Musk Admits to Being a 3,000-Year-Old Time-Travelling Vampire Alien

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jul 63 min read

Sport that kini', live a little.

Sport that kini', live a little.

Why My Family Skipped Celebrating July 4th this year to Honor July 5th National Bikini Day Instead

An Industry Insider

Jul 34 min read

This is the flavor that ends lives.

This is the flavor that ends lives.

I Killed Two People for Dot’s New Buffalo Pretzels and I Regret Nothing

An Industry Insider

Jul 13 min read

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