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March Madness

March Madness

March Madness 2025: The Only Time People Pretend to Care About College Basketball

Mar 21, 20252 min read

ProMat 2025

ProMat 2025

ProMat 2025: Where Forklifts and Fancy AI Battle for the Future of Logistics

Mar 20, 20252 min read

St. Patrick’s Day: Why Do We Celebrate

St. Patrick’s Day: Why Do We Celebrate

St. Patrick’s Day: Why Do We Celebrate? A History of Green Beer, Dubious Heritage, and Snake Drama

Mar 17, 20253 min read

Meth Stuffed in Blueberries

Meth Stuffed in Blueberries

5 Million Bucks of Meth Stuffed in Blueberries Crushes Cartel’s Dream of “MethFlakes™: Breakfast of Champs”

Mar 14, 20253 min read

Women Should Rule the World

Women Should Rule the World

Why Women Should Rule the World’s Hard Hats and Men Should Master the Oven: A Modest Proposal for a Post-Women’s Day Era

Mar 13, 20254 min read

Jersey Shore Storms Scotland

Jersey Shore Storms Scotland

Jersey Shore Storms Scotland, Mistakes Locals for ‘Foreigners’ in Brawl Over White Lotus

Mar 12, 20253 min read

Sugar Is For Sissies

Sugar Is For Sissies

Real Men Mix With Diet Coke, Science Says Sugar Is For Sissies

Mar 10, 20254 min read

Former Olympic Snowboarder Competing in FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’

Former Olympic Snowboarder Competing in FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’

Former Olympic Snowboarder Competing in FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ Decathlon, Judges Report He’s ‘Crushing the powder Slalom’

Mar 8, 20254 min read

Comedian Profile: Alex Morrison Transitions From Heavy to Modest Drinking and Smoking

Mar 7, 20253 min read

2025: Your Supply Chain

2025: Your Supply Chain

Welcome to 2025: Your Supply Chain is on Fire, and So is Your Sanity

Mar 7, 20253 min read

Women in Construction Bust

Women in Construction Bust

Women in Construction Bust Through Trump’s DEI Plans with lots of Tantrums

Mar 6, 20254 min read

Hollywood’s Best Picture Winner Proves Yet Again That Hollywood Hates You

Hollywood’s Best Picture Winner Proves Yet Again That Hollywood Hates You

Hollywood’s Best Picture Winner Proves Yet Again That Hollywood Hates You

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Mar 3, 20254 min read

5 Insane Ways Marketers Can Hijack Your Last Remaining Brain Cells

5 Insane Ways Marketers Can Hijack Your Last Remaining Brain Cells

5 Insane Ways Marketers Can Hijack Your Last Remaining Brain Cells

Mar 3, 20253 min read

White House Meeting Ends quickly

White House Meeting Ends quickly

White House Meeting Ends quickly after Zelenskyy Can’t Reach Floor; Trump Declares ‘No Deal for the Garden Gnome.

An Industry Insider

Feb 28, 20252 min read

Alien sues earth over 1982 abduction

Alien sues earth over 1982 abduction

Alien Botanist Sues Humanity Over 1982 ‘Kidnapping’: ‘I Was Lured By Candy, Not Curiosity

An Industry Insider

Feb 26, 20254 min read

Open Letter from a Nonprofit CEO: “The Feds Are Ruining our Vibe

Open Letter from a Nonprofit CEO: “The Feds Are Ruining our Vibe

Open Letter from a Nonprofit CEO: “The Feds Are Ruining our Vibe

Feb 24, 20253 min read

How to get hired in the modern world.

How to get hired in the modern world.

How to get hired in the modern world.

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Feb 22, 20253 min read

A Guide to Confronting Your Boss About Work-Life Balance

A Guide to Confronting Your Boss About Work-Life Balance

A Guide to Confronting Your Boss About Work-Life Balance

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Feb 18, 20254 min read

Moonwalking into Oblivion: My Year Inside Komatsu’s Moon-Madness Think Tank

Moonwalking into Oblivion: My Year Inside Komatsu’s Moon-Madness Think Tank

Moonwalking into Oblivion: My Year Inside Komatsu’s Moon-Madness Think Tank

An Industry Insider

Feb 14, 20253 min read

8 Date-Night Restaurants

8 Date-Night Restaurants

Yelp’s Top 8 Date-Night Restaurants: Where Romance Goes to Die (But the Breadsticks Are Free)

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Feb 13, 20254 min read

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