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Rare Snow Day in Texas Inspires The Creation of 145 New Hallmark Movies
Steve
Jan 22
2 min read
Trump’s “Two Gender” Executive Order Sparks Outrage, Causing Confusion Among Lot Lizard Community
Thaddeus Steelcroft
Jan 22
3 min read
ProMat 2025: Conquer the Show Floor in A Inflatable Dinosaur Costume, Become A Legend.
An Industry Insider
Jan 21
2 min read
UK Approves Using Nuclear Waste in Cancer Treatments; New Jersey’s Toxic Avenger Comments.
Steve
Jan 20
2 min read
Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"
Mike Honcho
Jan 20
2 min read
CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY CONSIDERS PERMANENT BAN ON GINGERS CITING CONCERNS RELATED TO LACKING SOUL"
An Industry Insider
Jan 20
2 min read
Industry-Led Mattress Recycling Program Begins in Oregon, Mattress King of Oregon Calls It “A Waste of Good Product”
Mike Honcho
Jan 19
2 min read
Local Waste Transfer Station Manager Announces Plans to Transform Landfill into Hobbit Village
Canadian Joe
Jan 19
2 min read
Local Church Declares Victory Over Fire, Credits Divine Firefighting Unit BREAKING NEWS
Mike Honcho
Jan 17
2 min read
News Update:John Deere Expands Self-Repair Options, But It May Require Just a Little Bit of Your Blood and a Contract to Sell Your Firstborn (Even if They Are Adults)
An Industry Insider
Jan 16
3 min read
Local Cat Lady With 37 Cats Claims They’re All “Certified Construction Workers”
An Industry Insider
Jan 16
3 min read
Scott Young Predicts 2025 Will Be Mega: Megaprojects, Mega AI, and Mega Tariffs
Mike Honcho
Jan 14
3 min read
Local Man Moves Into LiuGong Wheel Loader, Says “It’s Just More Peaceful Here”
Mike Honcho
Jan 13
3 min read
Local Retard Happy Gary’s Wild Quest for Glory at Global Operator Games
Veronica Vaugh Sandler II
Jan 12
4 min read
Los Angeles Wildfires Heroically Burn On, Relentlessly Pursuing Their Dream of Total Destruction
Canadian Joe
Jan 10
3 min read
Girl Scouts Announce Discontinuation of Cookies, Robby Devons May Switch to Harley Quinn Cosplay
Veronica Vaugh Sandler II
Jan 9
4 min read
Zoomlion’s Record-Breaking Aerial Work Platforms Leave Giraffe Community Uneasy About Mysterious ‘Zoom Lions’
Mike Honcho
Jan 7
3 min read
New Jersey Solves Teacher Shortage by Allowing Educators to Skip Basic Skills Test, Including Reading and Writing
Thaddeus Steelcroft
Jan 6
3 min read
East Texas Recycling Centers Drown in Cardboard Tsunami, Beg for Life Jackets and Holiday Sanity
Steve
Jan 4
3 min read
California Approves $1.4 Billion to Deploy Thousands of EV Chargers, Promptly Realizes Nobody Knows How to Use Them
Veronica Vaugh Sandler II
Jan 3
2 min read
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