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DEVELON Critics Fear Summons the Devil

DEVELON Critics Fear Summons the Devil

DEVELON Critics Fear Summons the Devil

An Industry Insider

Sep 16, 20253 min read

Toyota Slave master?

Toyota Slave master?

Toyota’s New Lithium-Ion Batteries: Shiny New Shackles for the Willing Forklift Serfs

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Sep 9, 20254 min read

Cracker Barrel Accidentally Declares Civil War After Removing Cartoon Old Man From Logo

Sep 4, 20253 min read

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Kubota’s Hometown Proud® Program Dumps Cash and Tractors on Nonprofits, Proves Money Does Grow on Trees (or at Least on Tractors)

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Aug 14, 20254 min read

"Big Balls" Inside the Glorious, Chaotic Rise of America’s Most Inexplicable Public Servant

"Big Balls" Inside the Glorious, Chaotic Rise of America’s Most Inexplicable Public Servant

"Big Balls" Inside the Glorious, Chaotic Rise of America’s Most Inexplicable Public Servant

Aug 11, 20255 min read

This cat is definitely trying to kill you.

This cat is definitely trying to kill you.

10 Reasons Your Wife’s Cat Is Definitely Trying to Kill You

Jul 8, 20255 min read

We kinda always knew, said NASA.

We kinda always knew, said NASA.

BREAKING: Elon Musk Admits to Being a 3,000-Year-Old Time-Travelling Vampire Alien

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jul 6, 20253 min read

GENTIC AI WANTS TO DATE YOU

GENTIC AI WANTS TO DATE YOU

AGENTIC AI WANTS TO DATE YOU, FIX YOUR DRIVEWAY, AND MAYBE RUIN YOUR LIFE

Jun 20, 20256 min read

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

reedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire

OpEd: Trump’s $499 “T1 Freedom Phone” Is a Bedazzled Dumpster Fire of Hypocrisy, Brought to You by the People’s Republic of China

An Industry Insider

Jun 17, 20253 min read

Volvo Lawsuit unpaid workers

Volvo Lawsuit unpaid workers

Volvo Layoffs Exposed: Unpaid Wages & Corporate Greed = Lawsuit.

Jun 13, 20255 min read

Cranes Officially on Strike as Construction Spending Drops

Cranes Officially on Strike as Construction Spending Drops

Nation’s Cranes Officially on Strike as Construction Spending Drops, Blame High Interest Rates and Existential Dread

An Industry Insider

Jun 12, 20254 min read

Bold Vision for China

Bold Vision for China

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Jun 10, 20254 min read

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future by polluting

Building a Greener Future, One Questionably Sustainable Brick at a Time

Jun 6, 20253 min read

Contractors Now Accepting Payment in IOUs,

Contractors Now Accepting Payment in IOUs,

Construction’s Cash Crunch: Contractors Now Accepting Payment in IOUs, Sandwiches, and Tears

Thaddeus Steelcroft

May 27, 20253 min read

We Can’t Just Slap Stickers Over the Tariffs, Sir.

We Can’t Just Slap Stickers Over the Tariffs, Sir.

Walmart Tells Trump: “We Can’t Just Slap Stickers Over the Tariffs, Sir.”

An Industry Insider

May 22, 20253 min read

AI Joins Construction Industry, Immediately Asks for a Union Break

AI Joins Construction Industry, Immediately Asks for a Union Break

AI Joins Construction Industry, Immediately Asks for a Union Break

May 21, 20253 min read

California’s Composting Bill

California’s Composting Bill

California’s Composting Bill Unites Politicians, Enrages Mustache-Twirling Villain—Captain Planet “Still Dead,” Sources Confirm

Mar 25, 20252 min read

Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

Why Don’t You Go to the Movies?

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Mar 23, 20254 min read

ProMat 2025

ProMat 2025

ProMat 2025: Where Forklifts and Fancy AI Battle for the Future of Logistics

Mar 20, 20252 min read

Women in Construction Bust

Women in Construction Bust

Women in Construction Bust Through Trump’s DEI Plans with lots of Tantrums

Mar 6, 20254 min read

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