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Degenerate Prop Bets

Degenerate Prop Bets

Degenerate Prop Bets: Which NFL Mascot Will Start a Brawl First?

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Oct 2, 20255 min read

911 Centers So Understaffed

911 Centers So Understaffed

911 Centers So Understaffed They’re Letting AI Answer Calls, and the AI Is Already Over It

Sep 4, 20253 min read

Two Predators, One Bathroom: How Diddy & R. Kelly Could Finally Pay the Public Back

Two Predators, One Bathroom: How Diddy & R. Kelly Could Finally Pay the Public Back

Two Predators, One Bathroom: How Diddy & R. Kelly Could Finally Pay the Public Back

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Aug 29, 20254 min read

Jordan Peterson’s Toronto Palace Hits the Block: Trading Moose for Rattlesnakes in a Desert Exodus

Jordan Peterson’s Toronto Palace Hits the Block: Trading Moose for Rattlesnakes in a Desert Exodus

Jordan Peterson’s Toronto Palace Hits the Block: Trading Moose for Rattlesnakes in a Desert Exodus

Aug 27, 20254 min read

Construction Advice: Fall Down Seven Times, Get Up Eight Unless You’ve Pulled Something

Construction Advice: Fall Down Seven Times, Get Up Eight Unless You’ve Pulled Something

Construction Advice: Fall Down Seven Times, Get Up Eight Unless You’ve Pulled Something

Aug 24, 20254 min read

Explore the Funniest Articles Online

Explore the Funniest Articles Online

Explore the Funniest Articles Online

Jul 23, 20254 min read

This cat is definitely trying to kill you.

This cat is definitely trying to kill you.

10 Reasons Your Wife’s Cat Is Definitely Trying to Kill You

Jul 8, 20255 min read

Volvo Lawsuit unpaid workers

Volvo Lawsuit unpaid workers

Volvo Layoffs Exposed: Unpaid Wages & Corporate Greed = Lawsuit.

Jun 13, 20255 min read

Why You’re Gonna Bomb Your Prize Picks

Why You’re Gonna Bomb Your Prize Picks

Why You’re Gonna Bomb Your Prize Picks NBA Bets and Cry Into Your Overpriced Sportsbook App

Jun 12, 20253 min read

Love, Bacon, and Murder

Love, Bacon, and Murder

Bacon Dreams and Murder: Jealous New York Man Tries to Feed Romantic Rival to Pigs, Fails to Consider FBI’s "No Swine Left Behind" Policy

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

May 24, 20253 min read

Women Should Rule the World

Women Should Rule the World

Why Women Should Rule the World’s Hard Hats and Men Should Master the Oven: A Modest Proposal for a Post-Women’s Day Era

Mar 13, 20254 min read

How to Get Rich Off the Apocalypse

How to Get Rich Off the Apocalypse

STOCKS: How to Get Rich Off the Apocalypse Because Ethics Are for Poors

Feb 20, 20254 min read

A Guide to Confronting Your Boss About Work-Life Balance

A Guide to Confronting Your Boss About Work-Life Balance

A Guide to Confronting Your Boss About Work-Life Balance

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Feb 18, 20254 min read

Moonwalking into Oblivion: My Year Inside Komatsu’s Moon-Madness Think Tank

Moonwalking into Oblivion: My Year Inside Komatsu’s Moon-Madness Think Tank

Moonwalking into Oblivion: My Year Inside Komatsu’s Moon-Madness Think Tank

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Feb 14, 20253 min read

8 Date-Night Restaurants

8 Date-Night Restaurants

Yelp’s Top 8 Date-Night Restaurants: Where Romance Goes to Die (But the Breadsticks Are Free)

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Feb 13, 20254 min read

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Jan 31, 20253 min read

West Virginia Officially Declares Dr. Flat Surface, King of Equipment Opinions

West Virginia Officially Declares Dr. Flat Surface, King of Equipment Opinions

West Virginia Officially Declares Dr. Flat Surface, King of Equipment Opinions

Jan 23, 20253 min read

ProMat 2025: Conquer the Show Floor in A Inflatable Dinosaur Costume, Become A Legend.

ProMat 2025: Conquer the Show Floor in A Inflatable Dinosaur Costume, Become A Legend.

ProMat 2025: Conquer the Show Floor in A Inflatable Dinosaur Costume, Become A Legend.

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Jan 21, 20252 min read

HR Pushes Mental Health Awareness, but Local Goat Yoga Enthusiast Says, “Man Up, Wuss”

HR Pushes Mental Health Awareness, but Local Goat Yoga Enthusiast Says, “Man Up, Wuss”

HR Pushes Mental Health Awareness, but Local Goat Yoga Enthusiast Says, “Man Up, Wuss”

Jan 16, 20254 min read

Supply Chain Manager Takes a Mental Health Day to Hunt Down Freight Spammers

Supply Chain Manager Takes a Mental Health Day to Hunt Down Freight Spammers

Supply Chain Manager Takes a Mental Health Day to Hunt Down Freight Spammers

Jan 16, 20252 min read

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