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Nation’s Most Meticulous Burglar Discovers One Tiny Oversight: Victim Is Literally a Retired Boxer

Nation’s Most Meticulous Burglar Discovers One Tiny Oversight: Victim Is Literally a Retired Boxer

Nation’s Most Meticulous Burglar Discovers One Tiny Oversight: Victim Is Literally a Retired Boxer

5 days ago2 min read

Nation’s Last Optimist Finally Defeated By “Skip Ad” Button That Doesn’t Appear for 7 Seconds

Nation’s Last Optimist Finally Defeated By “Skip Ad” Button That Doesn’t Appear for 7 Seconds

Nation’s Last Optimist Finally Defeated By “Skip Ad” Button That Doesn’t Appear for 7 Seconds

Nov 172 min read

Study Finds 92% of Americans Would Rather Fight a Bear Than Read Instructions for Assembling IKEA Furniture

Study Finds 92% of Americans Would Rather Fight a Bear Than Read Instructions for Assembling IKEA Furniture

Study Finds 92% of Americans Would Rather Fight a Bear Than Read Instructions for Assembling IKEA Furniture

Nov 132 min read

“Let’s Just See Where the Night Takes Us” Leads Gen Z Friends to Argue in Albuquerque Walmart Parking Lot for 45 Minutes

“Let’s Just See Where the Night Takes Us” Leads Gen Z Friends to Argue in Albuquerque Walmart Parking Lot for 45 Minutes

“Let’s Just See Where the Night Takes Us” Leads Gen Z Friends to Argue in Albuquerque Walmart Parking Lot for 45 Minutes

Nov 123 min read

Local Woman Spends 45 Minutes in Line Only to Remember She Was in Line for Literally Nothing

Local Woman Spends 45 Minutes in Line Only to Remember She Was in Line for Literally Nothing

Local Woman Spends 45 Minutes in Line Only to Remember She Was in Line for Literally Nothing

Nov 72 min read

Christian Iraq/Syrians Being Murdered and run out from homes - Is it time for another crusade?

Christian Iraq/Syrians Being Murdered and run out from homes - Is it time for another crusade?

Christian Iraq/Syrians Being Murdered and run out from homes - Is it time for another crusade?

Mar 125 min read

BREAKING NEWS: US Construction Threatens to Dig Tunnels Into Mexico If 439,000 Workers Don’t Magically Appear.

BREAKING NEWS: US Construction Threatens to Dig Tunnels Into Mexico If 439,000 Workers Don’t Magically Appear.

BREAKING NEWS: US Construction Threatens to Dig Tunnels Into Mexico If 439,000 Workers Don’t Magically Appear.

Jan 313 min read

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Will Tariffs Kill Your Addiction? Spoiler: No.

Jan 313 min read

Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"

Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"

Cut Trash, Earn Cash: DC Leaders Propose Revolutionary New "Trash Economy"

Jan 202 min read

2025 Texas Construction Industry Forecast: All Signs Point to Continuing Growth

2025 Texas Construction Industry Forecast: All Signs Point to Continuing Growth

2025 Texas Construction Industry Forecast: All Signs Point to Continuing Growth

Jan 114 min read

Construction Industry Somehow Convinces 10,000 People to Join Its Chaos in November

Construction Industry Somehow Convinces 10,000 People to Join Its Chaos in November

Construction Industry Somehow Convinces 10,000 People to Join Its Chaos in November

Dec 18, 20242 min read

Holiday Horrors Stories For Christmas.

Holiday Horrors Stories For Christmas.

Holiday Horrors Stories For Christmas.

Dec 18, 20245 min read

3D Mapping Meets Heavy Construction Software: Finally, Construction Nerds Have Their Marvel TeamUp

3D Mapping Meets Heavy Construction Software: Finally, Construction Nerds Have Their Marvel TeamUp

3D Mapping Meets Heavy Construction Software: Finally, Construction Nerds Have Their Marvel TeamUp

Dec 18, 20242 min read

E-Commerce Pioneers Discover Online Sales Are Hard, Optimistically Sigh and Try Again

E-Commerce Pioneers Discover Online Sales Are Hard, Optimistically Sigh and Try Again

E-Commerce Pioneers Discover Online Sales Are Hard, Optimistically Sigh and Try Again

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Dec 16, 20242 min read

Warren Buffett Suggests All Parents Do One Thing Before They Die, —Counterpoint: Mitch Vasquez Thinks Warren Buffett Is a party pooper and Plans to Leave His 1987 RV to His 14 Children

Warren Buffett Suggests All Parents Do One Thing Before They Die, —Counterpoint: Mitch Vasquez Thinks Warren Buffett Is a party pooper and Plans to Leave His 1987 RV to His 14 Children

Warren Buffett Suggests All Parents Do One Thing Before They Die, —Counterpoint: Mitch Vasquez Thinks Warren Buffett Is a party pooper and Plans to Leave His 1987 RV to His 14 Children

Dec 3, 20243 min read

Devil Convinces Idiots They Have Zero Regrets”: 30 People In Their 30s And 40s Get Honest About Being Childfree

Devil Convinces Idiots They Have Zero Regrets”: 30 People In Their 30s And 40s Get Honest About Being Childfree

Devil Convinces Idiots They Have Zero Regrets”: 30 People In Their 30s And 40s Get Honest About Being Childfree

Dec 3, 20242 min read

Trump’s Bold Tariff Plan Exposes Shocking Truth: Mexico, Canada, and China Harbor Vampires

Trump’s Bold Tariff Plan Exposes Shocking Truth: Mexico, Canada, and China Harbor Vampires

Trump’s Bold Tariff Plan Exposes Shocking Truth: Mexico, Canada, and China Harbor Vampires

Dec 3, 20243 min read

OSHA Declares Victory Over Trench Collapses, Workers Mourn Loss of “Natural Selection” Opportunities -

OSHA Declares Victory Over Trench Collapses, Workers Mourn Loss of “Natural Selection” Opportunities -

OSHA Declares Victory Over Trench Collapses, Workers Mourn Loss of “Natural Selection” Opportunities -

Dec 2, 20242 min read

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