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Construction Crews Confirm Santa’s Workshop Runs Non-Union

Construction Crews Confirm Santa’s Workshop Runs Non-Union

Construction Crews Confirm Santa’s Workshop Runs Non-Union

Dec 25, 20244 min read

Rental Companies Confirm: Buying Equipment is So 2022

Rental Companies Confirm: Buying Equipment is So 2022

Rental Companies Confirm: Buying Equipment is So 2022

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 24, 20243 min read

IoT in Construction: A Revolutionary Tool or Thieves’ Best Friend?

IoT in Construction: A Revolutionary Tool or Thieves’ Best Friend?

IoT in Construction: A Revolutionary Tool or Thieves’ Best Friend?

Dec 23, 20244 min read

$849 Million to Revamp Western Water Infrastructure Amid Climate Challenges... and a Surprising Lack of Flying Fish

$849 Million to Revamp Western Water Infrastructure Amid Climate Challenges... and a Surprising Lack of Flying Fish

$849 Million to Revamp Western Water Infrastructure Amid Climate Challenges... and a Surprising Lack of Flying Fish

Dec 22, 20243 min read

Saudi Arabia Unveils "The Line": 170-Kilometer-Long City Designed For People Who Really, Really Hate Walking Back

Saudi Arabia Unveils "The Line": 170-Kilometer-Long City Designed For People Who Really, Really Hate Walking Back

Saudi Arabia Unveils "The Line": 170-Kilometer-Long City Designed For People Who Really, Really Hate Walking Back

An Industry Insider

Dec 21, 20244 min read

10 Ergonomic Principles to Increase Safe, Productive Workplaces: Because Apparently, You’ve Been Wrong Your Entire Life

10 Ergonomic Principles to Increase Safe, Productive Workplaces: Because Apparently, You’ve Been Wrong Your Entire Life

10 Ergonomic Principles to Increase Safe, Productive Workplaces: Because Apparently, You’ve Been Wrong Your Entire Life

Dec 21, 20243 min read

Forestry Industry Celebrates: Women and Forestry: A Slow (and Awkward) Courtship

Forestry Industry Celebrates: Women and Forestry: A Slow (and Awkward) Courtship

Forestry Industry Celebrates: Women and Forestry: A Slow (and Awkward) Courtship

Dec 20, 20244 min read

The Paper and Packaging Industry’s Quest for Growth Through Mergers and Acquisition Musical Chairs.

The Paper and Packaging Industry’s Quest for Growth Through Mergers and Acquisition Musical Chairs.

The Paper and Packaging Industry’s Quest for Growth Through Mergers and Acquisition Musical Chairs.

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 19, 20244 min read

Construction Industry Somehow Convinces 10,000 People to Join Its Chaos in November

Construction Industry Somehow Convinces 10,000 People to Join Its Chaos in November

Construction Industry Somehow Convinces 10,000 People to Join Its Chaos in November

Dec 18, 20242 min read

Holiday Horrors Stories For Christmas.

Holiday Horrors Stories For Christmas.

Holiday Horrors Stories For Christmas.

Dec 18, 20245 min read

LISTICLE: 5 Things to Consider When Starting Construction Projects: The Only Guide to Guaranteed Life Experience.

LISTICLE: 5 Things to Consider When Starting Construction Projects: The Only Guide to Guaranteed Life Experience.

LISTICLE: 5 Things to Consider When Starting Construction Projects: The Only Guide to Guaranteed Life Experience.

Thaddeus Steelcroft

Dec 18, 20244 min read

3D Mapping Meets Heavy Construction Software: Finally, Construction Nerds Have Their Marvel TeamUp

3D Mapping Meets Heavy Construction Software: Finally, Construction Nerds Have Their Marvel TeamUp

3D Mapping Meets Heavy Construction Software: Finally, Construction Nerds Have Their Marvel TeamUp

Dec 18, 20242 min read

Volvo’s Self-Driving Trucks Begin Trials in Texas, Sparky Brown Declares War

Volvo’s Self-Driving Trucks Begin Trials in Texas, Sparky Brown Declares War

Volvo’s Self-Driving Trucks Begin Trials in Texas, Sparky Brown Declares War

Dec 17, 20242 min read

Jaguar Boldly Reinvents Itself with a Car Nobody Asked For

Jaguar Boldly Reinvents Itself with a Car Nobody Asked For

Jaguar Boldly Reinvents Itself with a Car Nobody Asked For

Jeremy Borings #1 Fan

Dec 17, 20242 min read

Liebherr–Canada Celebrates 50 Years by Claiming to Invent Cranes, Excavators, and, Possibly, Canada Itself

Liebherr–Canada Celebrates 50 Years by Claiming to Invent Cranes, Excavators, and, Possibly, Canada Itself

Liebherr–Canada Celebrates 50 Years by Claiming to Invent Cranes, Excavators, and, Possibly, Canada Itself

Dec 16, 20242 min read

E-Commerce Pioneers Discover Online Sales Are Hard, Optimistically Sigh and Try Again

E-Commerce Pioneers Discover Online Sales Are Hard, Optimistically Sigh and Try Again

E-Commerce Pioneers Discover Online Sales Are Hard, Optimistically Sigh and Try Again

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Dec 16, 20242 min read

Copper Prices Drop Nearly 5%, Local Thieves Blame Mischievous Copper Goblins

Copper Prices Drop Nearly 5%, Local Thieves Blame Mischievous Copper Goblins

Copper Prices Drop Nearly 5%, Local Thieves Blame Mischievous Copper Goblins

Dec 16, 20242 min read

Southeast Michigan Celebrates Quiet Apocalypse: Diesel Recycling Trucks Replaced by Whisper-Quiet Electric Fleet

Southeast Michigan Celebrates Quiet Apocalypse: Diesel Recycling Trucks Replaced by Whisper-Quiet Electric Fleet

Southeast Michigan Celebrates Quiet Apocalypse: Diesel Recycling Trucks Replaced by Whisper-Quiet Electric Fleet

Dec 16, 20243 min read

"Homewrecker on Tracks": Local Squirrel Pens Scathing Review of CASE Mini Excavator

"Homewrecker on Tracks": Local Squirrel Pens Scathing Review of CASE Mini Excavator

"Homewrecker on Tracks": Local Squirrel Pens Scathing Review of CASE Mini Excavator

Dec 16, 20242 min read

Amazon Tests 15-Minute Delivery, but Hometown Bumfart, Arkansas Resident Says His Meth Products Can Beat That.

Amazon Tests 15-Minute Delivery, but Hometown Bumfart, Arkansas Resident Says His Meth Products Can Beat That.

Amazon Tests 15-Minute Delivery, but Hometown Bumfart, Arkansas Resident Says His Meth Products Can Beat That.

Veronica Vaugh Sandler II

Dec 15, 20242 min read

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